If programming languages were people

Funny post here.

I love the Assembly one.

Big kudos to whoever comes up with the best one for DAML. My take would probably be Haskell wearing a suit.

stefanobaghino-da:

Haskell wearing a suite

Can’t imagine what that would look like. The best I can offer is Haskell inside a suite:

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LOL, good catch, edited.

BTW that’s a really sick suite, this particular instance of Haskell clearly failed at “avoiding success” at all costs.